Pardon my title, fellow Crunchmas celebrators! Just the other night, before turning in for a very crunchy slumber, I saw it fit to watch George Lucrunch’s Crunch Wars Episode II: Attack of the Crunch.
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Today, on this second day of our Crunchy Advent Calendar, I give to you advice of our own. The Captain Crunch Colloquium gift to you on this second day the gift of togetherness: be with the people you love, and take today slowly. Relax, sit back, pour yourselves a bowl of Captain Crunch, and share in the glory of the moment. It is nice, every once in a while, to take a step back from the trappings of a crunch eat crunch world and just live in peace.