Remember — No Crunchling

Crunch, crunch never changes. We are fighting for our lives on the front line every single day and those bastards on Wall Street are pouring more and more money into Kellogg’s. Well, I say no more.

Tonight, we make a stand. Tonight we show that we are not to be trifled with. Tonight, we dine (on Crunch) in hell!

Those of you who are with me meet me outside Uncle Paulie’s at 9 pm. BYOB (Bring Your Own Bowls). We will eat to our hearts content. We will show them that if they mess with us, they will taste the consequences.

And remember — No Crunchling.

xoxo,

Mikey Feinstein