Editorial: Response to “Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR!”

I must preface this off by saying that this response does not reflect the views of all of us at CrunchFacts, and this is just an opinion piece by me, Dr. Chad Goldsmith. Now with that out of the way, let’s get started. A YouTube (video hosting website, quite hip amongst the young children) video…

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The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 3:

The long anticipated sequel to the second episode is here! This time, the guests are two world famous fashion bloggers named Kameryn and Alexa. Fun fact: the Amazon AI products are actually named after this famous fashion icon! However, as you will soon see, things don’t quite go as planned! This is the first time…

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Crunchy Answer #5: Fifty Shades of Crunchberry

Are you ready for a gripping tale of lust, desire, eroticism, and workplace friendly romance? Well then get ready for this next Crunch AnswerTM to a fantastic Crunchy Question!* *Crunchy Question quality control filtering algorithm patent pending* Hi I’m Sam, brother of Nathan and friend of Sydney who asked the question regarding the good captian’s…

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The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 2:

The hit sequel to the first episode of The Cap’n Crunch Show comes this, the second episode! This time the guest is German dubstep artist DJ Skizzard. Does the Cap’n like the short-lived genre of music called dubstep? Can ol’ Horatio dance? Are the speakers on the S.S. Guppy working properly? Will I stop asking questions?…

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Crunch and The King

You might be thinking there is something wrong with the title of this post. Probably something along the lines of “But Chad, Crunch IS the king.” You would be right to think so. However, this is not a story of Horatio and his monarch days. No. This is a story of a seaman and a…

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The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 1:

We are proud to present, at long last, Episode 1 of The Cap’n Crunch Show! This episode features the special guest, rapper Lil Sharkee! Not much is known about the mysterious guest, but maybe we can find out more in later episodes!   Wow! Wasn’t that great? Stay tuned for Episode 2, coming soon only on…

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Introducing “The Cap’n Crunch Show”

Johnny Carson, Ed Sullivan, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,  Stephen Colbert. What do all of these names have in common? That’s right. They are all old white men. More than that, though, they are old white men with talk shows. So it is only reasonable to assume that the most…

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Crunchy Answer #4: Horatio’s Pets

Ahoy viewers, Chad Goldsmith here back with the fourth installment in our Crunchy Answer series. This time, we are answering a question from two fans named Nathan and Sydney. The question, once again, is: Did the good captain Horatio ever have a pet? This is a CRUNCHTASTIC question! In fact, it was one I also…

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Cap’n Crunch – CrunchBerries Flavor Review

Strawberry. Blueberry. Raspberry. Blue Raspberry. Dingleberry. Blackberry. Cranberry. Brickleberry. These are the berries that my layman friend replied with when I asked them to name the berries they know.   Though it seems they have forgotten the most important berry of them all: the crunchberry. Yes, my fellow crunchlings, the crunchberry is the meaning of…

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Crunchy Answer #3: Video Games and Fever Dreams

Ahoy CrunchFans! We are back with another Crunchy Question from one of our beloved readers, Tater T.   For those who may have trouble reading the picture embedded, here is the question in text form: There was a CD game about the Cap’n called Cap’n Crunch Crunchling Adventure. I used to play it everyday in…

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