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Dr. Shakipari Sakusaku is the founder of and leading expert on the still young scientific field of Crunchology and all derivative branches of the study of Crunch (Crunchography, Crunchemistry, Crunchtronomy, and Crunchmotology to name a few). He caused major wakes in the scientific community with his doctoral thesis entitled “The Correlation Between Milky Bowls of Crunch and the Milky Way Galaxy”, where he proposed a new multiverse theory that suggests Crunch as we know it may create new celestial bodies within bowls of milk that it is poured into.

Measuring the True Properties of Crunch

By: Shakipari Sakusaku Cr.D April 5, 2019

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Many before myself have posed the question “What is Crunch?”, but they never ask “How is Crunch?”. Please excuse my light joke; I am a doctor after all. However, this question is not one that has meaning only in jest. In fact, “How is Crunch?” could be inquiring about the composition of Crunch, rather than…