Jean LaFoote Encounters: Trouble aFoote Part 1/3

As I delve further into Crunch’s memoirs, I descover truly how little I know about the universe. With each entry, Crunch reaches closer and closer to omnipotence. How he is able to remember even the most minute details, and then write them in his personal diary, able to be understood by even the most casual…

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CrunchFacts and Crackinho: A Crunchy Combo

Breaking news: our very own Japanese Correspondent,  Tatsumi Hiroya, has been selected to work on a special video game project. Tatsumi will be providing English-to-Japanese translations and subtitles for Black Onyx Interactive’s new game Crackinho: Beat ‘em up in the World! The game is based on the Brazilian super-hero of the same name. What surprised me…

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Cap’n Crunch – Sprinkled Donut Flavor Review

It goes without saying that the best breakfast food is, undoubtably, cereal. More specifically, Cap’n Crunch cereal made by the one and only Horatio Magellan Crunch. However, a close runner-up is the donut. That’s why I could hardly believe my crunchberry sized eyes when I saw the perfect fusion cuisine: Cap’n Crunch Sprinkled Donut cereal.…

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Follow CrunchFacts on WT.Social

The new crunchtastic social network from the founder of Wikipedia, WT.Social  is out, and has been crunchatized. CrunchFacts has their own, official subwiki on WT.Social, so please follow it for frequent updates and news about CrunchFacts, as well as frequent, bite-sized CrunchFacts, like this one: CrunchFact #201 Captain Crunch has never lost in a game of…

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クランチ様の俳句3

ミルク入り シリアルも入り 最高だ

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Crunchy Answer #2: Is Crunch a Mr. or a Monsieur?

“Hello” or “bonjour?” “Thank you” or “merci?” “Give me liberty” or “donne moi une pipe?” These are the important questions we must ask when trying to decipher the origins of Crunch. While it is obviously clear he is from the beautiful Crunch Island, the location of said island has remained a bit more mysterious. Much…

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Back from Smoko

You may have noticed that the CrunchFacts team has been silent recently. You may have attributed that to the fact that we were hard at work, thus the radio silence. You would be wrong. Neigh, it wasn’t hard work that kept these great Crunchtributors busy, but instead something far more important. We were on Smoko.…

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Measuring the True Properties of Crunch

Many before myself have posed the question “What is Crunch?”, but they never ask “How is Crunch?”. Please excuse my light joke; I am a doctor after all. However, this question is not one that has meaning only in jest. In fact, “How is Crunch?” could be inquiring about the composition of Crunch, rather than…

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エープリルフール!

って言われました。 クランチではなくて、令和です。残念ですよね。 とにかく、令和1に、CrunchFactsがいっぱい素敵なことをデビューしますので、楽しいんでください! 今度、次のクランチ様の俳句をポーストします。そして、クランチ様の日記に書いてある「日本アドベンチャー」っていうシリーズも来ます!そのシリーズは、クランチ様が日本に来たときの話です。もちろんクランチ様は大人気でしたよね~ ^-^ じゃ、また次のポーストですね!  

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Hinduism Crunch : Mythological Horatiatic Sagas

During my recent business trip to the wonderful subcontinent of India, I chatted with many locals about current events. And what event is more current than Captain Crunch? During one of my conversations with a friend I had made, I learned a groundbreaking piece of information that I was not previously aware of: Crunch is…

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