In one of his lesser known artistic endeavors, Cap’n spills an effortless bowl of well crafted disses onto the stagnant game we call Breakfast Cereal.

Although the Captain is most known for his cereal empire and nautical advancements, many would be surprised to hear about Cap’n Crunch’s unnoticed foray into the underground hip-hop scene. I myself only just discovered his 2015 single “Cer3al Killer,” but after extensive listens I can say with confidence that this is the wake-up call the…

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クランチ様の俳句3

ミルク入り シリアルも入り 最高だ

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First CrunchFacts T-shirts are here!

Ahoy mateys! Chad Goldsmith here with big news! The first batch of CrunchFacts t-shirts are finally ready, handwoven by Horatio Crunch’s trusted crunchling worksman, Clutumnus. Crunch designed these shirts specifically to honor his beloved coworkers, back from his improv days. You can find the shirts, as well as other goods such as canvas paintings (hand-painted…

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