Crunch and The King

You might be thinking there is something wrong with the title of this post. Probably something along the lines of “But Chad, Crunch IS the king.” You would be right to think so. However, this is not a story of Horatio and his monarch days. No. This is a story of a seaman and a…

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Cap’n Crunch – CrunchBerries Flavor Review

Strawberry. Blueberry. Raspberry. Blue Raspberry. Dingleberry. Blackberry. Cranberry. Brickleberry. These are the berries that my layman friend replied with when I asked them to name the berries they know.   Though it seems they have forgotten the most important berry of them all: the crunchberry. Yes, my fellow crunchlings, the crunchberry is the meaning of…

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Cap’n Crunch – Sprinkled Donut Flavor Review

It goes without saying that the best breakfast food is, undoubtably, cereal. More specifically, Cap’n Crunch cereal made by the one and only Horatio Magellan Crunch. However, a close runner-up is the donut. That’s why I could hardly believe my crunchberry sized eyes when I saw the perfect fusion cuisine: Cap’n Crunch Sprinkled Donut cereal.…

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Cap’n Crunch – Original Flavor Review

Let me begin by saying that I love Captain Crunch. This bias will most certainly seep into my review, but I am unapologetic. This bias is well-deserved, and, for reasons I will soon discuss, Cap’n Crunch’s original flavor gets 10/10 Crunchberries. Perfectly sweetened, delectable and savory, crunchy yet soft–Cap’n Crunch’s original flavor, contained within a…

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