Kellogg’s and Horatio Magellan: An introduction to a Comparison of Cereal Mascots and the Holy Spirit

At the turn of the year 1863, the first breakfast cereal was created. Granula couldn’t  have guessed what their measly simple cereal would spawn. 40 some odd years later, the Kellogg’s brother would concoct something the world had never seen. In their basement, corroded by corn and heat, they created the perfect duality. Corn, the…

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クランチ様:将棋チャンピオン

カナダの将棋チャンピオンシップ 2011年、ホレーシオ・クランチ様が将棋の世界チャンピオンになりました。チャンピオンの試合の相手はベンジャミン・フランクリンさんでした。クランチ様が7分にフランクリンさんを倒しました。新しいワルドレコードでした! もちろんフランクリンさんが天才のに、クランチ様の方が強くて、IQが200点で、イケメンだから、フランクリンさんが負けました。試合の後で、フランクリンさんの精神が墓に戻って行きました。 今、クランチ様が将棋のやり方を教えています。一時間は10万円(1,000USD)です。毎日、私に教えていただきます。ぜひ、レッスンをとってください! 今までも、誰でもクランチ様を倒せません。今年の試合はクランチ様VS.シェフゴードン・ラムゼイです。 ぜひ、楽しんで見てください! -博也タツミ

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Why Do We Take the “Truth” as Fact? (Franklin vs. Crunch)

Few men have had the wherewithal to lead the formation of a country with very little promise or prospect.  In the same vein, the life of a navy admiral–while woeful and lonely–can also up-heave men to the highest clutches of fame and glory due to the arduous, painstaking dedication required. It has been purported many…

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Captain Crunch for Lunch

Data from insights and analytics company InfoScout places the average Cap N Crunch consumer from 2014-2015 as “generally lower income, African American, and upper middle age” (Quaker Cap N Crunch Consumer Insights and Demographics) individuals. I would be remiss to not also point out that a majority of all boxes purchased were bought on Sundays…

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Crunch Declassifed

More than just an icon for a beloved breakfast cereal, Horatio Magellan Crunch is a decorated sailor in the Navy. At the helm of the battle-scarred Guppy, Captain Crunch has acquired many a story by sailing the Seven Milky Seas. However, his life has been shrouded in mystery, as his only accounts of these stories was…

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