The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 1:

We are proud to present, at long last, Episode 1 of The Cap’n Crunch Show! This episode features the special guest, rapper Lil Sharkee! Not much is known about the mysterious guest, but maybe we can find out more in later episodes!   Wow! Wasn’t that great? Stay tuned for Episode 2, coming soon only on…

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Crunchy Answer #4: Horatio’s Pets

Ahoy viewers, Chad Goldsmith here back with the fourth installment in our Crunchy Answer series. This time, we are answering a question from two fans named Nathan and Sydney. The question, once again, is: Did the good captain Horatio ever have a pet? This is a CRUNCHTASTIC question! In fact, it was one I also…

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Crunchy Answer #3: Video Games and Fever Dreams

Ahoy CrunchFans! We are back with another Crunchy Question from one of our beloved readers, Tater T.   For those who may have trouble reading the picture embedded, here is the question in text form: There was a CD game about the Cap’n called Cap’n Crunch Crunchling Adventure. I used to play it everyday in…

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In one of his lesser known artistic endeavors, Cap’n spills an effortless bowl of well crafted disses onto the stagnant game we call Breakfast Cereal.

Although the Captain is most known for his cereal empire and nautical advancements, many would be surprised to hear about Cap’n Crunch’s unnoticed foray into the underground hip-hop scene. I myself only just discovered his 2015 single “Cer3al Killer,” but after extensive listens I can say with confidence that this is the wake-up call the…

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Cap’n Crunch – Sprinkled Donut Flavor Review

It goes without saying that the best breakfast food is, undoubtably, cereal. More specifically, Cap’n Crunch cereal made by the one and only Horatio Magellan Crunch. However, a close runner-up is the donut. That’s why I could hardly believe my crunchberry sized eyes when I saw the perfect fusion cuisine: Cap’n Crunch Sprinkled Donut cereal.…

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First CrunchFacts T-shirts are here!

Ahoy mateys! Chad Goldsmith here with big news! The first batch of CrunchFacts t-shirts are finally ready, handwoven by Horatio Crunch’s trusted crunchling worksman, Clutumnus. Crunch designed these shirts specifically to honor his beloved coworkers, back from his improv days. You can find the shirts, as well as other goods such as canvas paintings (hand-painted…

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New Year’s Cruncholutions: 2019

2019 (or クランチ 1, as reported to us by my dear friend Tatsumi) is upon us all, and we at CrunchFacts have decided to crunchatize our New Year’s resolutions. I have interviewed all of our staff, and you can read about our individual resolutions below. CrunchFacts itself also has a few surprises in store for 2019.…

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A Very Crunchy Advent Calendar 2: Attack of the Crunch

Pardon my title, fellow Crunchmas celebrators! Just the other night, before turning in for a very crunchy slumber, I saw it fit to watch George Lucrunch’s Crunch Wars Episode II: Attack of the Crunch. Anakin Skycruncher: I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Today, on this second day…

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2018: A Crunchy Retrospective

Well, here we are. The year is coming to a close and we all have a chance to look back upon the great — and not so great — things that have happened this year. And so we all must ask ourselves: where would we be without a little crunch in our lives! Yes, we…

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Jean LaFoote Encounters: The Beginning

To start this series on Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch’s encounters with infamous pirate, counterfeit Cap’n Crunch cereal maker, and jaywalker Jean LaFoote, I figured I would write out Crunch’s very first encounter with LaFoote. While it may not be as crunchtastic as some of the later encounters, it serves as a good exposition to the future…

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