The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 2:

The hit sequel to the first episode of The Cap’n Crunch Show comes this, the second episode! This time the guest is German dubstep artist DJ Skizzard. Does the Cap’n like the short-lived genre of music called dubstep? Can ol’ Horatio dance? Are the speakers on the S.S. Guppy working properly? Will I stop asking questions?…

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The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 1:

We are proud to present, at long last, Episode 1 of The Cap’n Crunch Show! This episode features the special guest, rapper Lil Sharkee! Not much is known about the mysterious guest, but maybe we can find out more in later episodes!   Wow! Wasn’t that great? Stay tuned for Episode 2, coming soon only on…

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Introducing “The Cap’n Crunch Show”

Johnny Carson, Ed Sullivan, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,  Stephen Colbert. What do all of these names have in common? That’s right. They are all old white men. More than that, though, they are old white men with talk shows. So it is only reasonable to assume that the most…

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2nd Batch of CrunchFacts T-shirts are here!

Ahoy mateys! Chad Goldsmith here with big news! Back by overwhelmingly popular demand, the second batch of CrunchFacts t-shirts are at the ready, once again handwoven by Horatio Crunch’s trusted crunchling worksman, Clutumnus. Clutumnus has had a lot of free time on his hands due to Crunch Island being on lock down (the island nation’s…

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Back from Smoko

You may have noticed that the CrunchFacts team has been silent recently. You may have attributed that to the fact that we were hard at work, thus the radio silence. You would be wrong. Neigh, it wasn’t hard work that kept these great Crunchtributors busy, but instead something far more important. We were on Smoko.…

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エープリルフール!

って言われました。 クランチではなくて、令和です。残念ですよね。 とにかく、令和1に、CrunchFactsがいっぱい素敵なことをデビューしますので、楽しいんでください! 今度、次のクランチ様の俳句をポーストします。そして、クランチ様の日記に書いてある「日本アドベンチャー」っていうシリーズも来ます!そのシリーズは、クランチ様が日本に来たときの話です。もちろんクランチ様は大人気でしたよね~ ^-^ じゃ、また次のポーストですね!  

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First CrunchFacts T-shirts are here!

Ahoy mateys! Chad Goldsmith here with big news! The first batch of CrunchFacts t-shirts are finally ready, handwoven by Horatio Crunch’s trusted crunchling worksman, Clutumnus. Crunch designed these shirts specifically to honor his beloved coworkers, back from his improv days. You can find the shirts, as well as other goods such as canvas paintings (hand-painted…

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Whose Crunch Is It Anyway?

“Hello and welcome to the site where everything is made up and the facts don’t matter” —— is what I would say if that were the case. But, as you can clearly see, this is all very real. I’ve spent the last few weeks reviewing my colleague Jaime’s translations of Crunch’s memoirs, and I finally…

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