Why Do We Take the “Truth” as Fact? (Franklin vs. Crunch)

Few men have had the wherewithal to lead the formation of a country with very little promise or prospect.  In the same vein, the life of a navy admiral–while woeful and lonely–can also up-heave men to the highest clutches of fame and glory due to the arduous, painstaking dedication required. It has been purported many…

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Captain Crunch for Lunch

Data from insights and analytics company InfoScout places the average Cap N Crunch consumer from 2014-2015 as “generally lower income, African American, and upper middle age” (Quaker Cap N Crunch Consumer Insights and Demographics) individuals. I would be remiss to not also point out that a majority of all boxes purchased were bought on Sundays…

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Crunch Declassifed

More than just an icon for a beloved breakfast cereal, Horatio Magellan Crunch is a decorated sailor in the Navy. At the helm of the battle-scarred Guppy, Captain Crunch has acquired many a story by sailing the Seven Milky Seas. However, his life has been shrouded in mystery, as his only accounts of these stories was…

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