The Cap’n Crunch Show Ep. 2:

The hit sequel to the first episode of The Cap’n Crunch Show comes this, the second episode! This time the guest is German dubstep artist DJ Skizzard. Does the Cap’n like the short-lived genre of music called dubstep? Can ol’ Horatio dance? Are the speakers on the S.S. Guppy working properly? Will I stop asking questions?…

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Crunchy Answer #4: Horatio’s Pets

Ahoy viewers, Chad Goldsmith here back with the fourth installment in our Crunchy Answer series. This time, we are answering a question from two fans named Nathan and Sydney. The question, once again, is: Did the good captain Horatio ever have a pet? This is a CRUNCHTASTIC question! In fact, it was one I also…

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In one of his lesser known artistic endeavors, Cap’n spills an effortless bowl of well crafted disses onto the stagnant game we call Breakfast Cereal.

Although the Captain is most known for his cereal empire and nautical advancements, many would be surprised to hear about Cap’n Crunch’s unnoticed foray into the underground hip-hop scene. I myself only just discovered his 2015 single “Cer3al Killer,” but after extensive listens I can say with confidence that this is the wake-up call the…

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Solitary Berry

Captain Crunch, A man of glee For breakfast, lunch, I’ll munch on thee Aboard his ship, The S.S. Guppy On sea you’ll float, If you’re so lucky And search the seas, Look far and wide For Crunch Berries, To steal and hide   Upon your tongue, You’ll plant the seed One berry clung, but was…

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